A very short story
by Isaiah D. Gaunt
Once there was a cat who liked grapefruit. He ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. One day his owner gave him an apple. He did not like it! The next morning he got an apple again! He stomped his foot. He did not want an apple. He wanted a grapefruit! The next morning he got an apple again. And do you know what? He liked it!
Minor grammatical changes were edited by Mom (commas are confusing). The only misspelled word was "stompped." To get the full effect, you really have to hear Isaiah's inflection as he reads it. He's gleaned some comic genius from his daddy.
Once, there was an aunt who liked this story. :)
ReplyDelete