The thing about Facebook-

-is that beloved family misses out on Isaiah's most noteworthy remarks. I share many with you now. They reversely chronical the last year or so. They're pretty deep and dramatic. Go slowly. ;)

• "Pizza and Jell-o. That is what I dream about every time that I think about tomorrow's breakfast."

• (Regarding a stuffed squirrel): "This is a bad guy, because he has a mustache. Bad guys have a mustache."

• (Regarding the Easter trip to St. Charles): "This is going to be the best bacation ever!"

• "Mommy, can I play with Superheroes today? Can you invite Spiderman for dinner?"

• (8 days before leaving): "Mama, I want to stay in the bath until it's time to go to Granddad & Grandma's house."

• "Mommy, do you need a bacation?"

• "Q is for cucumber."

• Isaiah: "I need a wudjustment." Me: "An adjustment." Isaiah: "I need AND WUDJUSTMENT."

• "I'm saying "what?" because you don't know what you're saying."

• "You are the best dad ever! And you're handsome! May I have a snack?"

•  "Good morning, Mommy! You look like a potato!"

• (Pretending his carrot was talking): "Wow! I'm 16! I'm all grown up and I'm a dad!"

• (Car seat moved to the middle providing a clear view of the road ahead, yelled): "Watch out, Mom! There's a green light!"

• (Believing he had the words to the "No Cats In America" song from American Tail): "But I know Captain America and the roads are filled with cheese!"

• "Nah, I don't like Superman. But I like Superman when he's me."

• Me: "Where is all this energy coming from?" Isaiah: "ME!!"

• (While spinning in circles): "Woah, I'm getting busy!"

• "I only don't like mushrooms. They are scrunchy."

• "Miriam's as speedy as a Texas tornado!"

• "You're big...you're the biggest mommy ever!"

• (Pondering the back of the "Wizard of Oz" DVD): "That's the robot, and the gorilla...and who's that guy?"

• (Regarding his pears at lunch): "These things make my heart feel juicy!"

• "Watch out! Here comes me!"

• Nathan: "Did you grow up today? You look older." Isaiah: "Do you think I look like I am four?"

• "Mama, I can do it with my superpowers!"

• (To Miriam): "Wow, you've really got those dirty hiccups, dear."

• "Mama, I liked going to Halloween. Maybe I could be Underdog again sometimes."

• (Regarding a watch): "Why does that little belt have a clock on it?"

• "You! Are! Just! So! Good! We are! Going! To! Keep! You! Miriam!"

• "She's a goo-oo-ood lady!"

• (Listening to Garth Brooks): "Is this crunchy music?"

• "I'm Robin Hood! Who wants to be the princess?"

• "I'm food. May I be in the 'fridgerator?"

• "I am not a people. I am a BOY!"

• "Will you take me to the airport?"

• "They call me Peanut Butter."

• (Regarding his dad's muscles): "They're really pretty good!"